Teflon Monkey**

Word spread like hot wax on a Pontiac Firebird in the 2000’th year of ye lorde Jesus Christe down from Bargoed in the South Wales Rhymni valley to our base in oil-rich Cardiff, of a guitar-pickin’ prodigy. It was rumoured that sparks would fly off his guitar when he played, leading to many wild fires in the mountain heather. We met him at the crossroads near Gabalfa Roundabout and before you could say “Llanfaelog” he recorded a glorious Ep, “Farming in Space” at Gorwel Owen’s legendary OFN studio. Teflon Monkey is currently recording an album for Multiball Records run by Candian rock garage svengali Marc Brown.

**Due to legal complications and miraculous powers of self-transformation, Teflon Monkey retires as of this compilation and will henceforth be known as BROKEN LEAF.